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Hey I'm Emma! Saved by grace, proud Texan, new youtuber and blogger, an avid reader, elephant lover, and an overall entertainment addict.Fandom Blog: http://xmyalternaterealitiesx.tumblr.com/


everyones-asuspect:

Note to self. #reminder #amypoehler #sgatp @amypoehlersmartgirls

everyones-asuspect:

Note to self. #reminder #amypoehler #sgatp @amypoehlersmartgirls

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— 5 hours ago with 611 notes
Anonymous asked: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?


Answer:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

— 8 hours ago with 195512 notes

pecancat:

katelouisepowell:

I met a nice cat on the way home

He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness

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— 12 hours ago with 84548 notes

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

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— 21 hours ago with 250777 notes
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favorfire:

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it…

— 21 hours ago with 72846 notes

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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— 21 hours ago with 388648 notes